Things I HATE

1. When people print and use the last of the paper and don't refill it.
2. When you ask me to get you coffee.
3. When you ask me to get you lunch because you are to busy.....cause I'm not doing anything!
4. When you are passive aggressive.
5. When you don't answer your phone but you are clearly not busy.
6. When you ask me to lie for you.
7. When people eat your lunch out of the fridge.
8. When people drink the last of the coffee and don't make more.
9. When you complain about your job but you have an office.
10. When you stare at my chest even though you can't see my boobs through this shirt.
11. When you kiss ass.
12. When you act fake as fuck.
13. When you bring fish for lunch and microwave it.
14. When you are clearly sick but you come to work anyways.
15. When you talk on speaker phone from your fucking cube.
16. When you call your husband and he calls you twenty times a day.
17. When you talk to your husband about what you ate for lunch, who gives a fuck??
18. When your shoes don't fit and you walk around like a fucking donkey.
19. When you don't get your hair done so you don't wash it for five days, it's nasty.
20. When your complain about being cold but you are dressed for summer.
21. When you smack your gum.
22. When you eat your chips LOUDLY.
23. When you stand outside my cube and wait till I am off the phone to ask me a question.
24. When you whisper, bitch I can hear you, stop gossiping.
25. When you cry! There is no crying in baseball!