The Favorite

Every office has one right? That one person that kisses ass and we love to hate?
That one person who will bend over backwards to make sure everyone sees what they are doing.
The one that kisses the bosses ass even though what they are saying is bullshit.
That one person who is always in the bosses office telling them they look great, or asking if they need anything. Yeah, you know who I am talking about. That stupid bitch that kisses so much ass her face turns a nice shade of shit brown every day. And as the day gets longer, the face just gets browner and browner. It's like rubbing self tanner all over your face every fucking hour.
Bitch, your face is covered in shit.
Wipe that shit off, sit the fuck down and actually work.
Yes, we all know you will get promoted, but we also know, you can't really do the work.
We all know that you helped your boss move into their new house, we also know that you are their little bitch, you jump to get them coffee and lunch like a fucking minion. Have some self respect and have your work speak for itself.
I have seen what happens to people like you. You get promoted, get an office, a big title, and when shit starts to hit the fan you can't do the fucking work. Because all you did was kiss that corporate ass all day. So here's to you, KISS ASS BITCH, I hope you fail. I really do, I hope you fail and I hope you fall flat on that shitty face of yours, because in the end, you deserve it. The people who work their ass off should have that office and that paycheck.
But who am I kidding? Corporate America doesn't work that way.